The 12 days of Obsessive Christmas Decorating-day 2

You might have an Obsessive Christmas Decorating problem if;

If you have ever cut a branch off a Christmas tree and glued it back on in a different place so the tree would look natural, balanced.

If you have rearranged the Christmas lights, decorations, and displays in your neighbor’s front yard because they weren’t aligned with his house.

If your boss tells you to take down some of the Christmas decorations you put up in your cubical, at work, because they’re blocking the hallways and keep blowing the circuit breakers.

If the shelf in your cubical at work collapsed because you had too many elfs on the shelf.

If your boss tells you to stop answering the phone HO, HO, HO.

If you stop and buy three strings of Christmas lights on your way home after work and you have ten new in-the-box strings of lights setting on the work bench at home that you haven’t put up yet.

If you see a great, you-build-it, decoration in a woodworking magazine at the dentist office and stop off at the hardware store on the way home and get;
12 sheets of plywood,
11 extension cords,
10 paint brushes,
9 spot lights,
8 vampire plugs,
70 feet of garland,
6 rolls of wrapping paper,
5 gallons of paint,
4 inflatable snowmen,
3 boxes of nails,
2 nail guns,
and a really big, humongous, table saw.

Stay strong, write on, and build a Merry Christmas. Professor Hyram Voltage