You might have an Obsessive Christmas Decorating problem if;
Putting up Christmas lights makes you feel like a kid with a new Erector Set… your not going to stop until you have used every nut, bolt, and piece in the set.
You might have a problem if you blog about Christmas lights.
You might really have a problem if you have a You Tube channel dedicated to Christmas lights.
You might really, really have a problem if your Christmas light YouTube channel has 50,000 followers and they’re all trying to out do you.
You might have a problem if you give Christmas lights for presents. (if you like them then everybody should like them, is one 200 lights string for uncle Joe enough?)
You might really have a problem if you bring Christmas lights and ornaments to a party so they’ll have enough, and you come early to help decorate.
You might really, really have a problem if the best present you get for Christmas is a simple string of Christmas lights and you rush out into the yard to put them up. In your pajamas while it’s snowing and your barefoot.
You might have a problem if you have four displays featuring Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer.
You might really have a problem if in your front yard all six of your Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer noses blink in unison.
You might really, really have a problem if you have a display where Santa’s sleigh is pulled by nine Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeers.
Stray strong, write on. Professor Hyram Voltage