The 12 Days of Obsessive Christmas Decorating-day 8

You might have an Obsessive Christmas Decorating problem if;

If your Christmas stocking is so big, a small kid could use it for a sleeping bag.

If your Christmas stocking is so big, you could use it for a sleeping bag.

You might really have a problem if your Christmas stocking is so big, you use it to covers your car at night because the garage is full of half completed Christmas decorations.

If you have the whole Mannheim Steamroller Christmas song collection playing in an endless loop on the stereo all day and night.

If you can sing white Christmas backwards.

You have a real problem if you have the Doctor Demento Christmas CD playing in an endless loop on the stereo all day and night.

If you broadcast the music your Christmas lights dance to over the FM radio so people driving by can tune the music in on the car radio.

You have a problem if you bought an illegal amplifier for the FM radio music transmitter so it’s louder than your neighbor.

You have a real problem if you have your Christmas lights dancing to the local, all Christmas music, radio station and you bought the station so you could control the music it plays.

If you hire someone to write Christmas music just for you.

If you hire a live band to play in your front yard among the displays.

Stay strong, write on. Professor Hyram Voltage